The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.