The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.