The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.