The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- The broadcast shows Allgeier on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.