The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Coach says Allgeier is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allgeier gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.