The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allgeier loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allgeier, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.