The Committee Backfield Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
83%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allgeier's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.