The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Allgeier, that's a flag." Allgeier: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.