The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Coach says Allgeier is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.