The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.