The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allgeier's stadium. Only over Allgeier.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Allgeier, Allgeier, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.