The Fumble Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.