The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allgeier's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.