The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Allgeier finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allgeier, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.