The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Allgeier is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allgeier drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.