The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allgeier is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allgeier drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.