The Checkdown Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Shough slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shough's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.