The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Shough slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shough drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.