The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shough will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
88%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shough's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.