The Sideline-Scold Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shough gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shough's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.