The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shough's stadium. Only over Shough.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shough drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.