The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Shough four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Shough is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shough's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.