The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Shough, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shough gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shough, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.