The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Shough, the end zone is a rumor.
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shough's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.