The Intentional Grounding Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Shough's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Shough: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Shough gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Shough, Shough, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.