The Kneel-Down Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Shough tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shough, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.