The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Shough, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Shough scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.