The Sack Spiral Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Shough is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shough drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.