The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- Shough will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shough's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.