The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“Shough slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Every deep ball Shough throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Shough will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shough drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.