The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Shough
Tyler Shough · NO · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shough's stadium. Only over Shough.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shough's week
- Shough is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shough will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shough drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Shough in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Shough is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Shough actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.