The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Warren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.