The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Warren is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
81%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.