The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Warren is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.