The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.