The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Warren lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.