The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.
- Warren spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.