The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.