The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.