The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.