The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.