The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Warren runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.