The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Warren stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.