The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Warren gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
86%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.