The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.