The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.