The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.