The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.