The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Warren catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.