The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.